CANDIT PHOTO OF BUSH FANTASIZING ABOUT HIS SCANDALOUS PICK FOR HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY.
"mmmm Bald guy with black mustache, i'd like to see more of him.....
Hey, what a minute, whered my bottom lip go?!"
...Unfortunately Mr. Bernard Kerik did not accept this position. President bush promptly said he respected his decision and while waving to the American public grabbed Mr. Kerik's ass behind the podium and whispered, "Dont worry, i've got many more positions available for you."
Mr. Kerik had no response, But his head flashed with glee, then he glanced at the president and raised a half-eyebrow seductively.
Later that night his double chin jiggled with delight as the president smoked a cigarette and said "My boy Kerik, that shit was tight."
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